Punchlines: It's so cold ...

8:21 AM, Dec 10, 2013   |    comments
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USA TODAY - A heavy storm has been pounding the northeast for the past few days, bringing with it snow and severe cold.

The government even decided to close its doors Tuesday (of course we know it doesn't take much for that to happen).

How cold is it? It's so cold, one comedian said, that Bill and Hillary Clinton almost shared the same bed.

Another comedian stated that the snow was so heavy, it became almost impossible for travelers on the East Coast to text and drive.

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